this is literally what it’s like to be 21




Look at this!!! LOOK AT THIS! Spread this shit like wildfire! Safe Trek!

It’s Really fucking disgusting that we need this in our society but this is vital spread.

Very interesting app!


Alright someone found me out so I guess there’s no point in denying it. My full name is Joffrey Baratheon, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.

No, this is Patrick.




how to write poetry like a white person

  • cigarettes
  • the taste of you
  • drowning
  • save me
  • no wait save yourself
  • cigarettes
  • !!

make sure to left align and god forbid touch a capital letter

“but..skinny shaggy boy, cigarettes kill you!” “well skinny sad girl…thats the point”

Oh my fucking actual god







I hate when these politicians think that their speaking for the people. I cant stand when dumbass americans feeds into their bullshit.

Like son, there were days when the school lunch was the only thing we ate all day.

I literally think you have no soul if you don’t care about feeding children.

Paul Ryan doesn’t have a soul. It is known..

I particularly enjoy the part where Paul Ryan suggests that if a child has a full soul but is starving to death that is a-okay.

Maslow’s hierarchy asshole, food comes before soul.

Paul Ryan does so have a soul!  It’s in a pretty little jar on his bedside.  He likes to tap the glass and listen it it groan.


I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks


"The Vitruvian Greens" by Rachel Leung (a.k.a serendipitoast)

Let me start this with a shout out to my friends, deantoyoursam, jklawls and expectopatronums for helping me with design ideas and inside jokes.

This piece of art was based of off Leonardo da Vinci’s  Vitruvian Man.

Yesterday I got the idea to make a Vitruvian Man out of the vlogbrothers fishingboatproceeds & edwardspoonhands (John and Hank Green).

The Left Side

I made Hank the left side to represent the left brain (logic, analysis and according to some, a musical critic). Wearing his red shirt (with added Hanklerfish) and holding his guitar and sciencey chemical flask (biochemistry anyone? :D) 

The Right Side

John is on the right to represent the right brain (creative, imagination, the big picture).  Boxers instead of pants to pay homage to that one video where the fan base discovered our beloved author sometimes forgoes pants in his video. Green for their last names. Holding TFiOS (the first of his books I read) and a slice of pizza.

The two quotes that make up the circle are the ones that matter the most to me. Also their signature opening video lines. Lastly, all the quotes on the top of the first picture are John Green’s quotes and the ones on the bottom are Hank Green’s quotes.

My department is surprisingly musically-inclined, and we keep joking about starting a band called The Misanthropologists. Only I'm not joking. Want in?


ABSOLUTELY.  100% yes.  I’ve been wanting to write a song about Australopithecus.  Let’s do this.  





Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 

(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

Whoever does social media for the Smithsonian is awesome. 

The smithsonian still trying to help out tourists.
(No wonder you’re the best part of the DC / metro area)